YouTube has given us a lot of things: vlogs, Fred, one billion parody videos of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” starring adorable kittens instead of saucy black ladies. And now, finally, it’s given us something to make up for all of that horrible, horrible bullshit: The ability to watch people nearly die from the safety of our own Cheeto-stained ergonomic office chairs. I’m not talking about hillbilly fireworks accidents or teenage skateboard shenanigans, either; I’m talking about very real, extremely terrifying and possibly bowel-exploding, first-person POV accounts that chronicle what it’s really like to survive the scariest disasters possible. You can experience all of it — the thrills, the adventure, the adrenalin — and you don’t even have to put on pants! In fact, you probably shouldn’t.
via 6 Near Death Experiences Caught on Video | Cracked.com
For every “It’s A Wonderful Life,” there are probably a dozen “Jingle All the Way”s. But it takes a special kind of failure to transcend the genre of “bad movie” that marks camp classics. We noticed that a strange number of them feature Santa Claus for reasons unknown, so we rounded up nine of our favorite movies where Jolly Old St. Nick is depicted in ludicrous ways.
via 9 Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Santas (VIDEO, PHOTOS)
C&T: The videos are HILARIOUS!
The Internet has proven time and again that drunk people can be hilarious. Remember the David Hasselhoff cheeseburger video? It’s just one of the many classics. That being said, when a drunk person fights an inanimate object, everybody wins. Whether the drunkard’s fight is against a tent, his flip-flops, or a mildly steep hill, when you’ve had this much to drink, everything becomes an epic battle. Now, we don’t like to see drunk people hurting themselves or others, and certainly don’t advocate EVER getting as inebriated as the folks in the videos below, but you can’t argue the hilarity in watching a guy wrestle with his OWN pants.
via Drunks Vs. EVERYTHING: The Funniest Inebriated Fights With Inanimate Objects (VIDEOS)
Many years ago when I was young and still had hopes, I got loaded at a party and commenced to have fisticuffs with a screen door. It wasn’t pretty; it was a battle hard fought; but I won!