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Fox News Comments was created to expose the audience that Fox News caters to. Every comment is posted as it was shown on foxnews.com or thefoxnation.com. Some of what you read will make you laugh, some of what you read will shock you. Fear-mongering and hate-mongering have proven a very successful ratings-grabber for Fox News, but it’s generated about as much hate and fear as can be expected. So stick around – you might learn a slur that should have been dead decades ago!

via Fox News Comments

C&T:  I can’t say I’m shocked at these comments…ya gotta consider the source, FOX News seems to cater to righteous inbred idiots.  It’s kind of scary, though, that there are so many nut jobs out there so filled with rage and hate.


Explosive marijuana experiment destroys freezer, fridge

COOS BAY, Ore. (AP) – Police say a man who tried to distill the active ingredient from marijuana using butane gas inadvertently caused an explosion that sent the door of his refrigerator through a wall in his home.

via Explosive marijuana experiment destroys freezer, fridge | APP.com | Asbury Park Press

C&T:  Calling all dumbasses!

Funny C&T Comment SPAM

Got a SPAM comment today in response to the “Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine Hidden in his Ass” post.  Goes to show you these SPAM assclowns don’t have a clue as to how obvious they are.  It reads as follows:

“Sorry for my bad english. Thank you so much for your good post. Your post helped me in my college assignment, If you can provide me more details please email me.”

So…I wonder what school he goes to?  What class would have shoved-up-the-ass-dope-smuggling as a topic?  What details may I include in my email?  Ah, the mystery…….ROFLMFAO!

Man Stabbed For Blood Suck Refusal | The Smoking Gun

OCTOBER 8–An Arizona man who had previously allowed two roommates to suck his blood was stabbed earlier this week after refusing the duo’s demand to repeat the bizarre act.

via Man Stabbed For Blood Suck Refusal | The Smoking Gun

The Worst Instances Of Self-Promotion Ever

Oh, trust me, he wanks it all right.

Although private contractors or practices receive most of their business through word-of-mouth and personal references, it’s often necessary to solicit business by advertising to the masses. Unfortunately, a knack for a particular trade does not always translate to solid promotional instincts. Most ads promoting a realtor, lawyer or private contractor are exceedingly bland, but sometimes they really succeed at grabbing attention — even if it’s for unintended reasons. Here are some of the most bizarre, misguided or clumsy attempts at self-promotion.

via The Worst Instances Of Self-Promotion Ever (PHOTOS)

Jail Attack Over Football Pastry Wager

SEPTEMBER 22–When paying off a gambling loss it is important to know that just because you come up with the bear claws does not mean you get a pass on the honey buns.

via Jail Attack Over Football Pastry Wager | The Smoking Gun

C&T:  Ya know, a lot may be riding on the jailhouse definition of “honey buns”.  Pun intended.

While much of the 2010 election is focused on the economy, there’s another issue quietly simmering which underscores a shift in the Republican Party: abortion. Specifically, an increasing number of GOP candidates — especially ones receiving heavy support from the Tea Party movement — not only oppose abortion, but want to bar women who have been victims of rape or incest from having access to the procedure.

via As Palin Goes, So Goes The GOP: Growing Number Of Candidates Oppose Abortion In Cases Of Rape, Incest

C&T: I’m speechless.  Bar women who have been victims of rape or incest from having an abortion?  Have they finally lost their collective mind?  Yes, “mind”.  Singular.  And I think I might be exaggerating.  Truly ugly misogyny, approved by the GOP.  WTF. 

“I’m a ‘Christian’ sez one…’God will intercede.’ 

I say: “Go fuck yourself.  Tell that to someone who’s poor, desperate and at the end of their emotional rope.  Or someone the victim of rape or incest.  Why didn’t your God intercede when THAT was going on?  Not gonna get into the “free will” debate.  But I would like to point out it does work both ways.  Either God “intercedes” or he doesn’t.  Can’t have God intercede only when it’s convenient for YOU. P.S. You’re an idiot.”

BUSTED! Parrot Arrested in Drug Sting

"Whatcha in for, kid?" "Squawkin'."

And finally this midday: They caught a real jailbird recently in Columbia…Lorenzo the parrot was arrested during a drug bust there.The charge? Aiding and abetting drug traffickers.  Lorenzo is trained as a lookout…and yells out a warning when police…or anyone suspicious to him…approaches…and, it turns out he is not alone in his criminal activities.  Animal officials say they’ve been given more than 1,000 birds trained as lookouts, this is one jailbird who won’t fly the coop any time soon.  

via Parrot Arrested in Drug Bust | keyc.tv  

C&T: I don’t know who wrote the above, but holy shit did I have to tidy it up a bit. Jesus!  And they work for a network…OH!  It’s FOX.  Never mind.  



Another Tuesday, another round of Republican primaries pitting self-proclaimed Tea Party candidates against their (sometimes slightly, sometimes considerably) more moderate opponents—and yet another sign that the Glenn Beck brigade is a long way from “taking back the country,” despite all the hype.

via The Tea Party’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night – Newsweek.

Whether misspelled or of passing Internet trends, a bad tattoo is something you just know when you see it. But what about pop culture tattoos? Permanently inking the name of your favorite popular musician, TV character, or movie franchise may seem like a good idea for now, but these things are called “pop culture” for a reason: Things don’t tend to stay popular forever. We couldn’t believe some of the pop culture tattoos we found, like Britney’s shaved head or the “Snakes On A Plane” logo, but we’d love to be there 20 years down the road when some of these have to be explained. Which would YOU get removed? Check them out and vote for the most regrettable!

via The 19 Most Regrettable Pop Culture Tattoos (PHOTOS).

Regrettable Alf

Is the Tea Party really racist, or are a few bad apples ruining the bunch? If the Tea Party is trying to unite under a common Libertarian ideology, what does racism have to do with big government and free markets?  Anyone?  Bueller? Bueller?

If It Quacks Like A Duck, Is It Really A Duck?

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