Tag Archive: assclown


Angry McCain looks just like pugilistic otter

Railing against Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, shooting down an immigration bill he once sponsored, pushing his own changes to START – the tougher John McCain who emerged in the primaries may be here to stay.
When Sen. John McCain took the floor before the groundbreaking vote to repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, he furiously told the Senate, “Today is a very sad day,” and announced, “There will be high-fives over all the liberal bastions of America,” from “the elite schools that bar military recruiters from campus” to “the salons of Georgetown.”

via John McCain’s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, DREAM Votes and His Lasting Anger – The Daily Beast

C&T:  Oh my.  John McCain’s PISSED.  Who gives a rat’s ass?  Anyone?  Bueller?  No one?  High Five!

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He cries in TV interviews, he cries on the floor of the House of Representatives, he cries at the RNC. And he laughs all the way to the bank.

Why does talking about kids make incoming House Speaker John Boehner so weepy? Well, maybe because he’s about to screw over a whole generation of them. I know that would get me a bit misty. Still, I’d have to hydrate for most of the day to run the kind of irrigation Boehner does in every damn speech.

via Doug Molitor: 12 Things That Make Boehner Cry (Doug’s Dozen VIDEO)

C&T:  Sigh.  Just one more thing about John Boehner that irritates the living fuck outta me.  Ya know, if he was a woman, he’s be called “too emotional”.  But because he’s a man, he’s called (not by me) “sensitive”.  Bullshit.  I remain unimpressed.  Glenn Beck‘s a weeper, and so was Jimmy Swaggart.  Assclowns, all.

       

 

Funny C&T Comment SPAM

Got a SPAM comment today in response to the “Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine Hidden in his Ass” post.  Goes to show you these SPAM assclowns don’t have a clue as to how obvious they are.  It reads as follows:

“Sorry for my bad english. Thank you so much for your good post. Your post helped me in my college assignment, If you can provide me more details please email me.”

So…I wonder what school he goes to?  What class would have shoved-up-the-ass-dope-smuggling as a topic?  What details may I include in my email?  Ah, the mystery…….ROFLMFAO!

Is Vicky Hartzler the most anti-gay House Republican candidate in America?

Hartzler, who’s running in Missouri’s 4th Congressional District, opposes gay marriage, hate-crimes laws, and the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Those positions are common among congressional Republicans. But Hartzler has done more than merely take the standard GOP positions opposing gay rights—she has made a name for herself as an anti-gay crusader.

via Is Vicky Hartzler the Most Anti-Gay Candidate in America? | Mother Jones

C&T:  YES I mean, even hate crime lawsWTF. Yet another stupid c**t graduate of the Ann Coulter School of Idiocy.

Is Palin bashing a pre-requisite for an appearance on the new Parker-Spitzer show? Aaron Sorkin referred to Palin as an ‘idiot’ and ‘jaw-droppingly incompetent’ on Monday’s show. And now, Tuesday’s show featured Oliver Stone calling Palin a ‘moron’.

via Oliver Stone: Sarah Palin is a Moron | NewsBusters.org

C&T:  Thx, julieg!

Sh*t My Dad Smuggles In His Anus To Me In Prison

I'm shocked. He looks like a Rhodes Scholar.

After plotting over a monitored telephone with his imprisoned son, a California man traveled to a federal lockup in Colorado and sought to smuggle his offspring a golf ball-sized chunk of black tar heroin that he had wrapped in plastic and stashed in his anus.

via Sh*t My Dad Smuggles In His Anus To Me In Prison | The Smoking Gun

Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine Hidden in His Ass

OCTOBER 1–A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him. Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden alongside the coke.

via Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine In His Butt | The Smoking Gun

C&T: WTF?!  Hell, if I have TP stuck in my ass I know it.  And I OWN it.  Talk about an “assclown”.  I’ll say.  Extraordinaire.

STUPID CRIMINALS: World’s Biggest Hat Enthusiast Arrested

We’re guessing this Florida resident didn’t consider the police station’s “no hats” policy when he decided to hit his teen son with a BB gun pellet, but based on the nature of the crime it’s obvious he doesn’t do very much thinking at all. Tabloid Prodigy brings us this ridiculous mugshot from the world’s biggest hat enthusiast, who will hopefully learn a valuable lesson in parenting, if not sunscreen application, from this embarrassing experience.

via STUPID CRIMINALS: World’s Biggest Hat Enthusiast Arrested (PHOTO)

Him: "Any questions???" Me: "Nah. I know an assclown when I see one."

Scott Shrake: Beck’s Restoring Honor Rally: Rate the Teabaggers! (PHOTOS)      

It’s a fuckin’ circus of right-wing Teabaggers.  Is that an oxymoron?  Anyway, more scary than an army of clowns, IMHO.   

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