Category: WTF?


Fox News Comments was created to expose the audience that Fox News caters to. Every comment is posted as it was shown on foxnews.com or thefoxnation.com. Some of what you read will make you laugh, some of what you read will shock you. Fear-mongering and hate-mongering have proven a very successful ratings-grabber for Fox News, but it’s generated about as much hate and fear as can be expected. So stick around – you might learn a slur that should have been dead decades ago!

via Fox News Comments

C&T:  I can’t say I’m shocked at these comments…ya gotta consider the source, FOX News seems to cater to righteous inbred idiots.  It’s kind of scary, though, that there are so many nut jobs out there so filled with rage and hate.

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He cries in TV interviews, he cries on the floor of the House of Representatives, he cries at the RNC. And he laughs all the way to the bank.

Why does talking about kids make incoming House Speaker John Boehner so weepy? Well, maybe because he’s about to screw over a whole generation of them. I know that would get me a bit misty. Still, I’d have to hydrate for most of the day to run the kind of irrigation Boehner does in every damn speech.

via Doug Molitor: 12 Things That Make Boehner Cry (Doug’s Dozen VIDEO)

C&T:  Sigh.  Just one more thing about John Boehner that irritates the living fuck outta me.  Ya know, if he was a woman, he’s be called “too emotional”.  But because he’s a man, he’s called (not by me) “sensitive”.  Bullshit.  I remain unimpressed.  Glenn Beck‘s a weeper, and so was Jimmy Swaggart.  Assclowns, all.

       

 

SANTA ANA, Calif. — A Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of “Seinfeld” to get better meals at the Orange County jail.

Festivus In Jail: Inmate Gets Kosher Meals Due To Festivus Belief

C&T:  This is funny and I can’t believe the judge fell for it.

Know your Satanic markings!

WTF!  Whoda thunk this was necessary?  Not me…..this is weird, from the  Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults, and is listed in the FBI’s official list of resources on “Beheadings & Ritual Murders.”  And what’s with the “chipper” music at the end?

Things that make you ask WTF?

Bristol Palin’s Number One Unfan of the Day: To say that 67-year-old Wisconsinite Steven Cowan doesn’t care much for pro-abstinence potty-mouth Bristol Palin would be somewhat of an understatement.

via The Daily What

Explosive marijuana experiment destroys freezer, fridge

COOS BAY, Ore. (AP) – Police say a man who tried to distill the active ingredient from marijuana using butane gas inadvertently caused an explosion that sent the door of his refrigerator through a wall in his home.

via Explosive marijuana experiment destroys freezer, fridge | APP.com | Asbury Park Press

C&T:  Calling all dumbasses!

On Wednesday, Alexandra V. Tobias pled guilty to second degree murder for shaking her baby to death.
At the time of her arrest in January, 22-year-old Tobias reportedly told police that she was playing FarmVille on Facebook and got angry when the three-month-old Dylan Lee Edmondson began to cry.

via Mother Alexandra V. Tobias Shakes Baby For Interrupting FarmVille, Pleads Guilty To Murder

C&T:  Fucking FARMVILLE??  I think I may vomit.  That poor child.  Ya know, this world is sicker than even I can imagine.  And I’m pretty warped.  Raising imaginary chickens and building a virtual barn is more important than your baby?  Fucking FARMVILLE??  The game interruption was very probably the straw that broke the camel’s back with this woman’s obvious issues and immaturity.  Sad beyond belief.  Here’s to her stint in the Big House being pure, unadulterated Hell.  I’m going to lay down awhile with a cold cloth over my eyes.  Fucking FarmVille.

Funny C&T Comment SPAM

Got a SPAM comment today in response to the “Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine Hidden in his Ass” post.  Goes to show you these SPAM assclowns don’t have a clue as to how obvious they are.  It reads as follows:

“Sorry for my bad english. Thank you so much for your good post. Your post helped me in my college assignment, If you can provide me more details please email me.”

So…I wonder what school he goes to?  What class would have shoved-up-the-ass-dope-smuggling as a topic?  What details may I include in my email?  Ah, the mystery…….ROFLMFAO!

(CNN) — It’s not shocking to see a woman talking on her cell phone while walking down the street. It is, however, shocking when the woman is an extra in a silent film from 1928.

via Cell phone ‘time traveler’ seen in silent film – CNN.com

There’s no getting around the fact that politics are fueled by fear, from smear ads convincing us the other candidate is going to raise our taxes and take away our guns, to people trying to tell you that the President wasn’t born here and is going to kill our grandmas. That’s why we’re not surprised that Stephen Colbert wanted to hold a March To Keep Fear Alive (Now part of Jon Stewart‘s Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear#. Colbert just wants to continue the time-honored tradition of scaring people into making important decisions. So, we chose 14 people #and animals/things) who keep fear alive in politics as well as our daily lives. We gave them our own rating from 1-10 Colbert heads (of course), but tell us what you think by voting for the scariest one!

via Keeping Fear Alive: 14 People & Things Doing Their Part (PHOTOS)

The Funniest Store Placement Fails & Wins

 Stores do the best they can to stock aisles with similar products, making it easier to compare brands and find the things you want. But sometimes, whether for marketing purposes or just by accident, things are placed next to each other on a shelf in a seemingly ridiculous way. Why would you place condoms next to diapers? As a passive aggressive reminder?

via The Funniest Store Placement Fails & Wins (PHOTOS)

(Oct. 22) — Police in Costa Mesa, Calif., said they are investigating a former real estate agent who drove around for months with a mummified body riding in the passenger seat of her four-door sedan.The corpse is believed to be that of a local homeless woman, police said.

via Police: Woman Drove Around With Mummified Passenger for Months

C&T: What. The. Fuck.

 Miami, Florida (CNN) — Tony Louzado is facing foreclosure. He’s not alone — in central Florida, where Louzado lives and works, one in every 56 homes is in foreclosure.

That simple number, from foreclosure data firm RealtyTrac, doesn’t tell the whole story, especially in Louzado’s case. Two different law firms are pushing the foreclosure — on the same mortgage.

via Are some law firms cutting corners on foreclosures? – CNN.com

C&T:  WTF?!  This is bullshit and may be criminal.  There’s always some scumbag  profiting from someone else’s misery and loss.  These vermin are the lowest of the low. It makes me sick.

Is Vicky Hartzler the most anti-gay House Republican candidate in America?

Hartzler, who’s running in Missouri’s 4th Congressional District, opposes gay marriage, hate-crimes laws, and the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Those positions are common among congressional Republicans. But Hartzler has done more than merely take the standard GOP positions opposing gay rights—she has made a name for herself as an anti-gay crusader.

via Is Vicky Hartzler the Most Anti-Gay Candidate in America? | Mother Jones

C&T:  YES I mean, even hate crime lawsWTF. Yet another stupid c**t graduate of the Ann Coulter School of Idiocy.

WTF is THAT? A unicorn? Holy Shit.
Today, dressing up for Halloween is more about novelty or sexiness rather than horror. But back in the day, the costumes not only skewed scary, but are now unintentionally frightening a few decades later. No matter what look these people were going for, the costumes look way creepier today. Seriously — your planned “zombie” costume with the make-up you bought at Party City looks like a pretty princess compared to some of these (except the Disney princesses below, they’re still creepy.)

Man Stabbed For Blood Suck Refusal | The Smoking Gun

OCTOBER 8–An Arizona man who had previously allowed two roommates to suck his blood was stabbed earlier this week after refusing the duo’s demand to repeat the bizarre act.

via Man Stabbed For Blood Suck Refusal | The Smoking Gun

Sh*t My Dad Smuggles In His Anus To Me In Prison

I'm shocked. He looks like a Rhodes Scholar.

After plotting over a monitored telephone with his imprisoned son, a California man traveled to a federal lockup in Colorado and sought to smuggle his offspring a golf ball-sized chunk of black tar heroin that he had wrapped in plastic and stashed in his anus.

via Sh*t My Dad Smuggles In His Anus To Me In Prison | The Smoking Gun

Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine Hidden in His Ass

OCTOBER 1–A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him. Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden alongside the coke.

via Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine In His Butt | The Smoking Gun

C&T: WTF?!  Hell, if I have TP stuck in my ass I know it.  And I OWN it.  Talk about an “assclown”.  I’ll say.  Extraordinaire.

Facebook “ugly baby” comment sparks stabbing

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Consider it a modern version of the Hatfields versus McCoys, courtesy of Facebook. A Wheaton woman and her teenage daughter are charged with attacking another local mom and daughter with steak knives in a dispute fueled by disparaging comments posted on the popular social networking site. 

via Daily Herald | Facebook dispute sparks Wheaton stabbing 

C&T: I rest my case about Facebook.  It ain’t safe. Thx for all the links today, julieg!  

Seven former U.S. Air Force personnel gathered in Washington Monday to recount UFO sightings over nuclear weapons facilities in decades past – accounts that a UFO researcher says show extraterrestrial beings are interested in the world’s nuclear arms race and may be sending humans a message

via UFOs eyed nukes, ex-Air Force personnel say – This Just In – CNN.com Blogs

C&T:  Swell. After reading this, it won’t be long before all the nuts come back out of the woodwork with an anal probe shoved up their ass.  *sigh*

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