Category: Stupid Assholes


Fox News Comments was created to expose the audience that Fox News caters to. Every comment is posted as it was shown on foxnews.com or thefoxnation.com. Some of what you read will make you laugh, some of what you read will shock you. Fear-mongering and hate-mongering have proven a very successful ratings-grabber for Fox News, but it’s generated about as much hate and fear as can be expected. So stick around – you might learn a slur that should have been dead decades ago!

via Fox News Comments

C&T:  I can’t say I’m shocked at these comments…ya gotta consider the source, FOX News seems to cater to righteous inbred idiots.  It’s kind of scary, though, that there are so many nut jobs out there so filled with rage and hate.

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On Wednesday, Alexandra V. Tobias pled guilty to second degree murder for shaking her baby to death.
At the time of her arrest in January, 22-year-old Tobias reportedly told police that she was playing FarmVille on Facebook and got angry when the three-month-old Dylan Lee Edmondson began to cry.

via Mother Alexandra V. Tobias Shakes Baby For Interrupting FarmVille, Pleads Guilty To Murder

C&T:  Fucking FARMVILLE??  I think I may vomit.  That poor child.  Ya know, this world is sicker than even I can imagine.  And I’m pretty warped.  Raising imaginary chickens and building a virtual barn is more important than your baby?  Fucking FARMVILLE??  The game interruption was very probably the straw that broke the camel’s back with this woman’s obvious issues and immaturity.  Sad beyond belief.  Here’s to her stint in the Big House being pure, unadulterated Hell.  I’m going to lay down awhile with a cold cloth over my eyes.  Fucking FarmVille.

Funny C&T Comment SPAM

Got a SPAM comment today in response to the “Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine Hidden in his Ass” post.  Goes to show you these SPAM assclowns don’t have a clue as to how obvious they are.  It reads as follows:

“Sorry for my bad english. Thank you so much for your good post. Your post helped me in my college assignment, If you can provide me more details please email me.”

So…I wonder what school he goes to?  What class would have shoved-up-the-ass-dope-smuggling as a topic?  What details may I include in my email?  Ah, the mystery…….ROFLMFAO!

 

Didn't I see these two in the movie "Barfly"?

 

Matthew Rayfield and Diane Orosz were having sex Tuesday afternoon behind a vacant house in Pompano Beach, Florida. Since the rear of the property was adjacent to the Intracoastal Waterway, “vessels were passing by continuously and witnessing the incident,” according to a Broward County Sheriff’s Office report. 

That’s when the “completely nude” couple’s tryst was interrupted by, of course, a Captain Wiener… 

via Captain Wiener Busts Florida Couple For Public Sex Escapade | The Smoking Gun 

And they’re such an attractive couple, don’t ya think?

From IrishCentral.com…

“Jan Brewer, governor of Arizona, must enjoy a good ghost story. I mean, she’s certainly good at telling them. To defend her endorsement of the anti-immigrant SB-1070 bill Brewer told the press in July that ‘law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert either buried or just lying out there that have been beheaded.'”

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FOX NEWS “Analyst” loves being tea-bagged; joins the right-wing extremist bullshit.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/01/fox-news-military-analyst_n_702516.html

The right-wing’s saviour has spoken…but WHY THE FUCK do they believe him? He can’t even remember his own lies.  WTF!

Glenn Beck this weekend: “I know that many in this country think that I’m a fear-monger. It is not a . . it is not a label that, I think, applies . .”

Glenn Beck earlier: “I think what’s coming is horrific. I don’t even want to speak it out loud . .”

“I can tell you there will be rivers of blood . .”

“Are we headed for a one-world government . .”

“A global economic holocaust is coming . .”

“It’s September the Eleventh all over again, except we didn’t have the collapsing buildings . .”

“If you haven’t done your homework yet — what is it going to take? I urge you to catch up on it, and catch up on it fast. It’s kind of important, for a couple of reasons. One . . uhh . . the whole end of time thing . .”

Whatta hypocritical, full of shit, forked-tongued fuckin’ asshole.

WTF! – he calls himself a pastor???  With this anti-gay, hateful, uninformed and beyond-disgusting speech?  I have to say he speaks with such righteous authority when it comes to eating shit that I strongly suspect he may have had some sort of unfortunate experience in the jungle with a gorilla.  What an asshole.  Listening to this bullshit rhetoric is one reason why these poor fucks in Africa still live in grass huts, kill and eat anything that moves and murder children for being witches.

HILARIOUS! The antics of “drunken Steve”

Part 1:  I know my rights!

Part 2:  I think I just crapped in my pants!!!

Part 3:  It’s MY house!  Can’t I smoke a little weed in MY house?!

 

Casey Anthony’s Mother Implicated in Mail Fraud – Crime & Courts : People.com

The whole family is looney tunes, IMHO.  Lock all of them up and throw away the keys.

 

Over the past few months, Congressional Republicans and skittish Democrats who’ve lingered too long at the Deficit Panic Kool-Aid Stand have made life extraordinarily difficult for the most vulnerable members of society — the nation’s unemployed.

Rather than extend unemployment benefits so that the millions of Americans who are out there busting their humps to find the needle-in-a-haystack that is a job of any kind, they’ve demanded that those benefits be offset, essentially punishing the unemployed for the deficits they giddily ran up for years.

via First Punish The Unemployed, Then Declare War On The Employed

 

 

Another Tuesday, another round of Republican primaries pitting self-proclaimed Tea Party candidates against their (sometimes slightly, sometimes considerably) more moderate opponents—and yet another sign that the Glenn Beck brigade is a long way from “taking back the country,” despite all the hype.

via The Tea Party’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night – Newsweek.

Check out these moronic assholes.  They think Islam is the religion of Satan.  This IS 2010, right?  I haven’t slipped back in time to 1540 or sumthin, have I?

I knew that some of these so-called “Christians” were out there, but this group is especially hateful.  Like the “God Hates Fags” gang that is truly the lowest of the Low.  Methinks they all need to read their Bible.  I’ll tell ya, these people scare the livin’ shit outta me because they con so many people into thinking they’re right and have a lot of lost-soul followers that are a more than a just little … shall we say … “unglued”.  They fail to see they are just as extreme as the Muslim extremists they fear so much.  Being extreme and fundamentalist isn’t a good path for ANY religion, IMHO.  It encourages hate for others not like themselves, and no Bible or Quran has THAT in it.  It’s all in the interpretation, folks.

If you’re a Christian, that’s cool;  and I have no problem with it.  But for-the-love-of-god follow Christ, NOT his “followers”.

Church plans Quran-burning event – CNN.com

For several days now, Senate Republicans have ridiculed their Democratic counterparts for prioritizing campaign finance legislation over a bill that would benefit small businesses, arguing that Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) was putting electoral advantages over jobs for everyday people.

On Tuesday, the DISCLOSE Act failed to get the needed votes for cloture, in the process providing the Senate the time needed to move on to other business.  But when leadership brought a revised version of the small business bill to the floor on Thursday morning, they were met with united Republican opposition. Despite complaining about the delay in consideration, Republicans filibustered the measure by a vote of 58 (in favor of cloture) to 42 (against).

via GOP Filibusters Small Business Bill After Criticizing Dems For Delay

Robert Redford   A small minority of Senators robbed America of a cleaner, more prosperous future last week. In the middle of the biggest oil disaster in American history, the hottest summer on record, and a war with an oil-rich nation, this group of cynics blocked efforts to pass comprehensive energy and climate legislation. This was the moment brimming with potential for new jobs, a more robust economy and cleaner environment — this bill would have guided America down a profoundly safer and more productive path.

via Robert Redford: It’s the Opportunity, Stupid!

Republicans strike again; along with some moderate Democrats.  WTF.

Angry pet monkey terrorizes family  

 

I don’t blame the monkey.  Monkeys belong in the jungle, not in the living room.

Dear MoveOn member,

It’s just been reported that BP posted a fake, Photoshopped picture of their crisis response center on their website.1

This is hugely troubling. If BP doctored a picture on their website, what else are they lying about? And why did they fake this picture in the first place? What are they hiding?

This also fits a pattern of stonewalling and misinformation by BP throughout this crisis. The public needs to know what’s really going on—and a scandal like this can really increase the pressure for more transparency.

That’s why we’re calling on Congress to open an investigation into BP’s faked photo and any other information they may have hidden or doctored. Will you add your name to the petition?

http://pol.moveon.org/bpfakephotos/?id=21974-3465982-dtIoeex&t=3

The petition says, “Congress: We need an investigation to find out why BP posted fake photos of their crisis response center—and what else they’re hiding.”

Then, please forward this email to your friends and post on Facebook and Twitter so we can spread the news faster.

>From the start of the disaster in the Gulf, BP has hidden information on key issues. They refused to divulge the results of tests on the health impacts of exposure to evaporating oil, blocked access to the affected area, hid video of the broken wellhead, and more.2

If the public doesn’t have access to information, BP could be shielded from accountability. And we know BP is preparing to fight tooth-and-nail in court against claims made against them. Just last week, it was reported that they’ve been offering huge signing bonuses to scientists at universities around the Gulf Coast to help them fight lawsuits.3

Now that they’ve been caught actually Photoshopping a picture, the federal government must stop trusting BP to share critical information with the public. We need a full and thorough investigation into why BP faked this picture—and what else they’re hiding.

Add your name to the petition:

http://pol.moveon.org/BPfakephotos/?id=21974-3465982-dtIoeex&t=4

Thanks for all you do.

–Steven, Marika, Jeff, Duncan, and the rest of the team

Sources:

1. “BP photoshops fake photo of crisis command center, posts on main BP site,” AMERICABlog, July 20, 2010
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=89585&id=21974-3465982-dtIoeex&t=5

“Altered BP photo comes into question,” The Washington Post, July 20, 2010
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=89584&id=21974-3465982-dtIoeex&t=6

2. “BP withholds oil spill facts—and government lets it,” McClatchy Newspapers, May 18, 2010
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=89024&id=&t=6&id=21974-3465982-dtIoeex&t=8

3. “BP buys up Gulf scientists for legal defense, roiling academic community,” Mobile Register, July 16, 2010
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=89583&id=21974-3465982-dtIoeex&t=9

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Is the Tea Party really racist, or are a few bad apples ruining the bunch? If the Tea Party is trying to unite under a common Libertarian ideology, what does racism have to do with big government and free markets?  Anyone?  Bueller? Bueller?

If It Quacks Like A Duck, Is It Really A Duck?

The 19 CRAZIEST Craigslist Missed Connections Ever: Thongs, Gorilla Suits, And More (PICTURES).   

Happy to see romance ain’t dead…yet.

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