Category: Bullshit!


Cell phone ‘time traveler’ seen in silent film

(CNN) — It’s not shocking to see a woman talking on her cell phone while walking down the street. It is, however, shocking when the woman is an extra in a silent film from 1928.

via Cell phone ‘time traveler’ seen in silent film – CNN.com

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Nobody ever said Ann Coulter was going to play nice during her time at Homocon, a summit held by the gay conservative group GOProud over the weekend, not even the organizers who insisted that she be there. Perhaps it came as little surprise to them, then, when the conservative pundit stood before the group of 150 attendees and aggressively railed against gay marriage.

via Ann Coulter To Gay Conservatives: Marriage ‘Is Not A Civil Right — You’re Not Black’

C&T: The bitch is at it again.  Does she NEVER shut the fuck up?  I can’t stand this idiot.

5 Absurd But Mind Blowing Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories

Its hard enough to make a good movie or TV show, but apparently some of the stuff you watch or listen to also contains secret hidden messages that only close examination will reveal. Or, at least, that’s what countless conspiracy theorists around the internet would have us believe.The strange thing is, sometimes they’ll produce a piece of evidence so eerily convincing, its like they’ve waved their hands and made your sanity disappear. Here are five of pop culture conspiracy theorists most convincing nuggets, and a look behind the curtain at how they get you …

via 5 Absurd But Mind Blowing Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories | Cracked.com.

C&T:  My personal favorite is “The Simpsons Predict 9/11″.  Man, some folks have too much time on their hands.

Well.  Guess they didn’t see that coming…it is certain.  I will say there is a vast difference between a “fortune-teller” (think Miss Cleo) and a true psychic (think James Van Praagh).  For a free “fortune-teller” type reading, ask the Mystical Smoking Head of Bob; way more accurate than Madame Blavatsky.

 

Starting this week, fortune tellers in Warren, Mich., must be fingerprinted and pay an annual fee of $150 — plus $10 for a police background check — to practice their craft. The new rules are among America’s strictest on palmists, fortune readers, and other psychics — and part of a growing push to regulate a business that has never been taken, or overseen, very seriously.

via In the Crystal Ball: More Regulation for Psychics – TIME

FOX NEWS “Analyst” loves being tea-bagged; joins the right-wing extremist bullshit.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/01/fox-news-military-analyst_n_702516.html

 

(CNN) — Law enforcement officers may secretly place a GPS device on a person’s car without seeking a warrant from a judge, according to a recent federal appeals court ruling in California.

via Court allows agents to secretly put GPS trackers on cars – CNN.com

You can kiss more privacy rights goodbye.

Pat Tillman’s Father To Army Investigator: ‘F— You… And Yours’ (EXCLUSIVE)

The military really screwed the pooch on this one.  I feel nothing but sympathy for the Tillman family; and I believe his father is correct in his assessment of the facts.

 

Over the past few months, Congressional Republicans and skittish Democrats who’ve lingered too long at the Deficit Panic Kool-Aid Stand have made life extraordinarily difficult for the most vulnerable members of society — the nation’s unemployed.

Rather than extend unemployment benefits so that the millions of Americans who are out there busting their humps to find the needle-in-a-haystack that is a job of any kind, they’ve demanded that those benefits be offset, essentially punishing the unemployed for the deficits they giddily ran up for years.

via First Punish The Unemployed, Then Declare War On The Employed

We Can Know! Christ’s Return on Judgment Day: May 21, 2011

Ching, ching! A bike bell rings...coming to you on May 21, 2011.

 

Save the date:   Judgement Day is officially 05/21/11 according to this website.  And don’t tell me you can’t make it, it’s a SATURDAY for Christ’s sake.  I’d like to point out that the Rapture has been predicted before many, many times by both the educated and the crazies.  See Second Coming of Christ on Wikipedia for more detail.

Dear MoveOn member,

It’s just been reported that BP posted a fake, Photoshopped picture of their crisis response center on their website.1

This is hugely troubling. If BP doctored a picture on their website, what else are they lying about? And why did they fake this picture in the first place? What are they hiding?

This also fits a pattern of stonewalling and misinformation by BP throughout this crisis. The public needs to know what’s really going on—and a scandal like this can really increase the pressure for more transparency.

That’s why we’re calling on Congress to open an investigation into BP’s faked photo and any other information they may have hidden or doctored. Will you add your name to the petition?

http://pol.moveon.org/bpfakephotos/?id=21974-3465982-dtIoeex&t=3

The petition says, “Congress: We need an investigation to find out why BP posted fake photos of their crisis response center—and what else they’re hiding.”

Then, please forward this email to your friends and post on Facebook and Twitter so we can spread the news faster.

>From the start of the disaster in the Gulf, BP has hidden information on key issues. They refused to divulge the results of tests on the health impacts of exposure to evaporating oil, blocked access to the affected area, hid video of the broken wellhead, and more.2

If the public doesn’t have access to information, BP could be shielded from accountability. And we know BP is preparing to fight tooth-and-nail in court against claims made against them. Just last week, it was reported that they’ve been offering huge signing bonuses to scientists at universities around the Gulf Coast to help them fight lawsuits.3

Now that they’ve been caught actually Photoshopping a picture, the federal government must stop trusting BP to share critical information with the public. We need a full and thorough investigation into why BP faked this picture—and what else they’re hiding.

Add your name to the petition:

http://pol.moveon.org/BPfakephotos/?id=21974-3465982-dtIoeex&t=4

Thanks for all you do.

–Steven, Marika, Jeff, Duncan, and the rest of the team

Sources:

1. “BP photoshops fake photo of crisis command center, posts on main BP site,” AMERICABlog, July 20, 2010
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=89585&id=21974-3465982-dtIoeex&t=5

“Altered BP photo comes into question,” The Washington Post, July 20, 2010
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=89584&id=21974-3465982-dtIoeex&t=6

2. “BP withholds oil spill facts—and government lets it,” McClatchy Newspapers, May 18, 2010
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=89024&id=&t=6&id=21974-3465982-dtIoeex&t=8

3. “BP buys up Gulf scientists for legal defense, roiling academic community,” Mobile Register, July 16, 2010
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=89583&id=21974-3465982-dtIoeex&t=9

Want to support our work? We’re entirely funded by our 5 million members—no corporate contributions, no big checks from CEOs. And our tiny staff ensures that small contributions go a long way. Chip in here.

Give me a fuckin’ break.

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Sounds like Mel’s got his balls caught in the wringer. “Crazed” is putting it mildly.  HOLY SHIT…if any man talked to me like this, he’d be hunting for his pecker in a trash dumpster and singin’ soprano after I was through with him. 

  

EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Another Mel Gibson Slur Caught On Tape In Crazed Rage – Listen To It Here | RadarOnline.com 

 
 

And you catch a whiff of THIS bullshit all over the world

Van der Sloot declines to give statement in court appearance – CNN.com.

I knew this fuck would change his story.  Now he was “tricked” into confessing and his mother sez he’s got “mental issues”.  “Mommy!” 😦

BULLSHIT! sez I.  Throw him to the wolves in that shithole Peru calls a prison and leave him for dead.

AP – FILE - In this June 19, 2007 file photo, Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, speaks to reporters on Capitol Hill …

Iowa Republican: Obama favors blacks over whites – Yahoo! News.

Thx, Julia! (Julia sends the coolest stuff)

More bullshit from a histrionic Republican.   As Julie sez…”all that’s missing from this guy is the sheet.”  She’s right. 

Ya know, I wish ALL of them, Dems and Reps, would just get their shit together and get to work.  This constant quibbling and bitching is non-productive and gettin’ more and more petty.

Cleveland County man reports encounter with Bigfoot – CharlotteObserver.com

Read the comments…Hilfuckinglarious!  This guy’s neck is as red as it fuckin’ gets. 

Slack-Jawed Local Yokel

Celebrities DO Get Breaks!

Charlie Sheens sentence could include theater internship – CNN.com.

I can guaranfuckingtee if I held a knife to the Old Man’s throat (and trust me, there have been times I wanted to) I’d be cooling my heels in the Bexar county jail in safety-orange pajamas keeping a wary eye out for dykes.  Hope the judge isn’t star-struck and does the right thing.

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