Got this in email today. Yeah, I guffawed.
Archive for November, 2010
ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND—One hundred fifty of the world’s most powerful people in the fields of politics, banking, business, and media met this past weekend at an exclusive Swiss resort for the 54th annual invitation-only summit where they show each other their penises.
- Panic on the job as 25 men say their penises are shrinking! (pinkbananaworld.com)
- Scientists investigate “electrical characteristics of three human penises” [Mad Science] (io9.com)
- Man Charged With Weighing His Junk Found Not Guilty (rawjustice.com)
WTF! Whoda thunk this was necessary? Not me…..this is weird, from the Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults, and is listed in the FBI’s official list of resources on “Beheadings & Ritual Murders.” And what’s with the “chipper” music at the end?
- USB is the Devil’s Preferred Method of Data Transfer (buzzfeed.com)
- Satanic Group Hosts Exorcism Ritual In Oklahoma City (purestrange.wordpress.com)
Bristol Palin’s Number One Unfan of the Day: To say that 67-year-old Wisconsinite Steven Cowan doesn’t care much for pro-abstinence potty-mouth Bristol Palin would be somewhat of an understatement.
via The Daily What
- How to Plan a Green Christmas (socyberty.com)
WASHINGTON—Days after the accidental passage of a bill allocating $30 trillion in federal subsidies to soybean producers, a massive tide of the protein-rich legumes has flooded the nation, crippling transportation networks, commerce, and public utilities, and profoundly disrupting American life.
Saturday was the long-awaited Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear in Washington D.C., and Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert did not disappoint.
- Rally to Restore Sanity And/Or Fear app – MTV Networks (itunes.apple.com)
- Top 20 Funniest Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear Signs (mediaite.com)
- “Estimated 215,000 Attend Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity” and related posts (okmagazine.com)
- Rally to Restore Sanity: in pictures (newstatesman.com)
COOS BAY, Ore. (AP) – Police say a man who tried to distill the active ingredient from marijuana using butane gas inadvertently caused an explosion that sent the door of his refrigerator through a wall in his home.
C&T: Calling all dumbasses!