Archive for November, 2010

Email Yux: TSA Bumper Stickers

Got this in email today.  Yeah, I guffawed.


ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND—One hundred fifty of the world’s most powerful people in the fields of politics, banking, business, and media met this past weekend at an exclusive Swiss resort for the 54th annual invitation-only summit where they show each other their penises.

via World’s Power Brokers Hold Annual Summit Where They Show Each Other Their Penises | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

ThinkGeek : Canned Unicorn Meat

From “Radiant Farms”……”Excellent source of sparkles”……”Magic in every bite”!  For holiday gift-giving, no doubt.  Better stock up….

Know your Satanic markings!

WTF!  Whoda thunk this was necessary?  Not me…..this is weird, from the  Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults, and is listed in the FBI’s official list of resources on “Beheadings & Ritual Murders.”  And what’s with the “chipper” music at the end?

Things that make you ask WTF?

Bristol Palin’s Number One Unfan of the Day: To say that 67-year-old Wisconsinite Steven Cowan doesn’t care much for pro-abstinence potty-mouth Bristol Palin would be somewhat of an understatement.

via The Daily What

How to Gift Wrap a Cat

WASHINGTON—Days after the accidental passage of a bill allocating $30 trillion in federal subsidies to soybean producers, a massive tide of the protein-rich legumes has flooded the nation, crippling transportation networks, commerce, and public utilities, and profoundly disrupting American life.

via Nation Waist-Deep In Soybeans After $30 Trillion Farm Subsidy Bill Accidentally Passed | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

Saturday was the long-awaited Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear in Washington D.C., and Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert did not disappoint.

via The Funniest Signs From The Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear! (PHOTOS)

COOS BAY, Ore. (AP) – Police say a man who tried to distill the active ingredient from marijuana using butane gas inadvertently caused an explosion that sent the door of his refrigerator through a wall in his home.

via Explosive marijuana experiment destroys freezer, fridge | | Asbury Park Press

C&T:  Calling all dumbasses!

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