LOUISVILLE, KY—According to sources at the corporate headquarters of fast food giant KFC, a young boy believed to be the third reincarnation of the chain’s regional manager for eastern Georgia was discovered in Chatfield, MN Tuesday following an exhaustive five-year search.

via Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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