OCTOBER 1–A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him. Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden alongside the coke.

via Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine In His Butt | The Smoking Gun

C&T: WTF?!  Hell, if I have TP stuck in my ass I know it.  And I OWN it.  Talk about an “assclown”.  I’ll say.  Extraordinaire.