Archive for October, 2010


On Wednesday, Alexandra V. Tobias pled guilty to second degree murder for shaking her baby to death.
At the time of her arrest in January, 22-year-old Tobias reportedly told police that she was playing FarmVille on Facebook and got angry when the three-month-old Dylan Lee Edmondson began to cry.

via Mother Alexandra V. Tobias Shakes Baby For Interrupting FarmVille, Pleads Guilty To Murder

C&T:  Fucking FARMVILLE??  I think I may vomit.  That poor child.  Ya know, this world is sicker than even I can imagine.  And I’m pretty warped.  Raising imaginary chickens and building a virtual barn is more important than your baby?  Fucking FARMVILLE??  The game interruption was very probably the straw that broke the camel’s back with this woman’s obvious issues and immaturity.  Sad beyond belief.  Here’s to her stint in the Big House being pure, unadulterated Hell.  I’m going to lay down awhile with a cold cloth over my eyes.  Fucking FarmVille.

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Liberals may owe their political outlook partly to their genetic make-up,according to new research from the University of California, San Diego,and Harvard University.  Ideology is affected not just by social factors, but also by a dopamine receptor gene called DRD4. The study’sauthors say this is the first research to identify a specific gene that predisposes people to certain political views.

via University of California – UC Newsroom | Researchers find a ‘liberal gene’

C&T: My  mostly Republican family will be shocked to learn my liberal left-wing views may be “biological”… that being said, if it IS biological, I may indeed be the milkman’s child.

Thx to julieg for the link!

Archaeologist Tired Of Unearthing Unspeakable, Ancient Evils

Archaeologist Tired Of Unearthing Unspeakable, Ancient Evils | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source | Onion Radio News

No one should be immune from criticism. Not even the great masters of the art world–they’re humans just like the rest of us. So please indulge us while we take a look at lauded works of genius created by artists far, far more talented than we are, and laugh at them.

via 7 Famous Works of Art With Bizarre Mistakes You Can’t Unsee | Cracked.com

C&T: Only hilarious.  LOTS o’ hidden dicks to be found.

Funny C&T Comment SPAM

Got a SPAM comment today in response to the “Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine Hidden in his Ass” post.  Goes to show you these SPAM assclowns don’t have a clue as to how obvious they are.  It reads as follows:

“Sorry for my bad english. Thank you so much for your good post. Your post helped me in my college assignment, If you can provide me more details please email me.”

So…I wonder what school he goes to?  What class would have shoved-up-the-ass-dope-smuggling as a topic?  What details may I include in my email?  Ah, the mystery…….ROFLMFAO!

(CNN) — It’s not shocking to see a woman talking on her cell phone while walking down the street. It is, however, shocking when the woman is an extra in a silent film from 1928.

via Cell phone ‘time traveler’ seen in silent film – CNN.com

Mini “Kip” from Napoleon Dynamite

My buddy’s daughter doing her “Kip” impersonation.  Too cute!!!

JASPER, IN—A blue corrugated plastic sign bearing the name of candidate Todd Young has invigorated and galvanized voters in southeastern Indiana’s 9th District congressional race, catapulting the Republican to an all but insurmountable lead over his opponent, Democratic incumbent Baron Hill.

via Yard Sign With Candidate’s Name On It Electrifies Congressional Race | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

For the second year in a row, The Daily Beast crunches the numbers for America’s 55 largest cities, ranking their brainpower from first-to-worst. How does your hometown fare?

via Ranking America’s Smartest, and Dumbest, Cities – The Daily Beast

C&T: I’ve lived here for 15 years and I can tell ya the level of STUPID around here astounds and amazes me daily.  Some may counter that the average IQ dropped significantly when I moved here.  Could be.  But the stupid here reflects not so much lack of education as lack of common sense. As in NONE.  Nada.  Zip.

Fainting Kittens – WTF?!

Charlie and Spike are two kittens with myotonia congenita, otherwise known as ‘fainting goat‘ syndrome. at the slightest sound, the kittens respond by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasts about a minute before they return to normal.

Joy Behar repeatedly called Nevada Senate candidate Sharron Angle a “bitch” on “The View” Tuesday, and said that she is “going to hell.”

Behar’s comments came during a discussion of an ad that Angle released earlier this month. The ad, which focused on immigration and contrasted smiling white children with scowling Latinos, was called “the most overtly racist” ad of the entire campaign by Rachel Maddow on Sunday’s “Meet the Press.” The “View” co-hosts were no less outraged by it, with Elisabeth Hasselbeck criticizing Angle for using children to stoke fear.

But it was Behar who really let loose on Angle.

via Joy Behar: Sharron Angle A ‘Bitch,’ ‘Going To Hell’ (VIDEO).

C&T:  Good for Joy!  She, along with Rachael Maddow, Whoopee Goldberg, Bill Maher and Jon Stewart are amoing my heros who say exactly what they think.  Thx, julieg for the link!

There’s no getting around the fact that politics are fueled by fear, from smear ads convincing us the other candidate is going to raise our taxes and take away our guns, to people trying to tell you that the President wasn’t born here and is going to kill our grandmas. That’s why we’re not surprised that Stephen Colbert wanted to hold a March To Keep Fear Alive (Now part of Jon Stewart‘s Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear#. Colbert just wants to continue the time-honored tradition of scaring people into making important decisions. So, we chose 14 people #and animals/things) who keep fear alive in politics as well as our daily lives. We gave them our own rating from 1-10 Colbert heads (of course), but tell us what you think by voting for the scariest one!

via Keeping Fear Alive: 14 People & Things Doing Their Part (PHOTOS)

The Funniest Store Placement Fails & Wins

 Stores do the best they can to stock aisles with similar products, making it easier to compare brands and find the things you want. But sometimes, whether for marketing purposes or just by accident, things are placed next to each other on a shelf in a seemingly ridiculous way. Why would you place condoms next to diapers? As a passive aggressive reminder?

via The Funniest Store Placement Fails & Wins (PHOTOS)

The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth

It doesn’t matter whether or not you believe in ghosts, there are some places in which none of us would want to spend a night. These places have well earned their reputations as being so creepy, tragic or mysterious (or all three) that they definitely qualify as “haunted.”

via The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth | Cracked.com

(Oct. 22) — Police in Costa Mesa, Calif., said they are investigating a former real estate agent who drove around for months with a mummified body riding in the passenger seat of her four-door sedan.The corpse is believed to be that of a local homeless woman, police said.

via Police: Woman Drove Around With Mummified Passenger for Months

C&T: What. The. Fuck.

 Miami, Florida (CNN) — Tony Louzado is facing foreclosure. He’s not alone — in central Florida, where Louzado lives and works, one in every 56 homes is in foreclosure.

That simple number, from foreclosure data firm RealtyTrac, doesn’t tell the whole story, especially in Louzado’s case. Two different law firms are pushing the foreclosure — on the same mortgage.

via Are some law firms cutting corners on foreclosures? – CNN.com

C&T:  WTF?!  This is bullshit and may be criminal.  There’s always some scumbag  profiting from someone else’s misery and loss.  These vermin are the lowest of the low. It makes me sick.

LOUISVILLE, KY—According to sources at the corporate headquarters of fast food giant KFC, a young boy believed to be the third reincarnation of the chain’s regional manager for eastern Georgia was discovered in Chatfield, MN Tuesday following an exhaustive five-year search.

via Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

More Sylvester the talking cat and Gibson sez his first word

Is Vicky Hartzler the most anti-gay House Republican candidate in America?

Hartzler, who’s running in Missouri’s 4th Congressional District, opposes gay marriage, hate-crimes laws, and the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Those positions are common among congressional Republicans. But Hartzler has done more than merely take the standard GOP positions opposing gay rights—she has made a name for herself as an anti-gay crusader.

via Is Vicky Hartzler the Most Anti-Gay Candidate in America? | Mother Jones

C&T:  YES I mean, even hate crime lawsWTF. Yet another stupid c**t graduate of the Ann Coulter School of Idiocy.

 Staff have had to turn grieving families away because their deceased relatives were too large to fit in the current machines.

via Crematorium buys supersize incinerator for fat bodies – Telegraph

C&T: Sad, ain’t it?  There was a guy down here in San Antonio that set the crematorium on file when they torched him.  Swear to God.

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