The hilarious website  A 29 year old man that lives with his 74 year old Dad.  I even follow them on Twitter. He reminds me of my Dad…loving but with no patience for stupidity and not using common sense. I musta driven Pop nuts. 




  • “You seen my cell phone?…What’s it look like? Like two horses fucking. It’s a phone, son.  It looks like a phone.”
  • “I lost 20 pounds…How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing.  How the fuck you think, son?  I exercised.” 
  • “Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor.”