Archive for September 9, 2010


17 Images You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped

As we’ve demonstrated many times before, sometimes the truth is stranger than Photoshop. For those of you still unconvinced, we present the latest installment in our ongoing quest to show you every picture that has ever looked ridiculously fake, and isn’t.

via 17 Images You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped (Part 6) | Cracked.com

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Anyone who has spent time traveling in less developed parts of the world, such as…well, Italy, has probably come across a squat toilet. Some travelers embrace the new experience, but many simply venture in, take a cursory look at the hole in the floor, and then decide they can wait. 

 

via Doug Lansky: How To Pee & Other Insane Signs That Teach You To Use The Bathroom (PHOTOS) 

Well, if you read this blog you already know how to properly massage your ‘possum.  Now, after giving your ‘possum a relaxing and stimulating massage, you can analyze it:

Quote from video: “Have you ever placed your opossum in front of a mirror?”  ROFLMAO

“Whether you just blew the big job interview or wasted an entire weekend with your in-laws, take however long you need to get your shit together,” said spokesman Dale Rodriguez, describing the service for people who don’t want to pay for a full day’s rental but do want to roll down the windows, feel the wind blowing through their hair, and pound on the steering wheel to the beat of Boston’s “More Than A Feeling.”

via Hertz Introduces Short-Term Rental For Just Driving Around To Clear Head | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

(CNN) — After running inside from a rainstorm one Friday evening last January, Deepa Kulkarni leaned against the doorway with her right hand to take off her boots. Then, in an effort to make sure the dog didn’t get out, someone slammed the door hard, and it landed right on her pinky.

Kulkarni thought the door had only bruised her finger, but then she looked down and saw the tip of her pinky lying on the floor.

via Woman’s persistence pays off in regenerated fingertip – CNN.com


C&T:
  I can testify this works.  The Old Man used a similar treatment when his big toe was rotting off from diabetes.  He still has the toe and it’s completely healed…it looks weird but at his age they would anyway.

WASHINGTON—Interior Secretary Ken Salazar announced Tuesday that a maintenance crew would begin work this week cleaning the nation’s filter in order to remove the estimated 40 million tons of gunk, crud, and muck currently clogging up the country.

According to Salazar, workers opened the service panel Friday to inspect the nation’s 2,500- mile-long filter unit and found it covered in a dense layer of dust, mold spores, soap scum, human waste, thousands of Canada geese, pine trees, poplar trees, and automobiles, as well as an 8-million-ton clump of hair.

The crew also reportedly discovered more than $50 billion in loose change in the filter’s housing.

via Department Of Interior To Clean Nation’s Filter | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

 
Los Angeles, California (CNN)
— A tell-all book by a former “Girls Gone Wild” photographer alleges that Paris Hilton once smuggled illegal drugs into Europe using a cigarette box hidden inside her body.

via Book alleges Paris Hilton had special hiding place for drugs – CNN.com

C&T:  She can hide a cigarette box in her snatch?  That thing’s got so much mileage on it she could probably hide a bus.  It’ll stretch a mile before it will rip an inch.

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