Eternal,  my ass

No shit…they must’ve taken more than one or two of these photos here in San Antonio.  I’ve seen some truly butt-ugly car hoods down here.  Lots of virginal (?), half-naked Mayan or Aztec princesses with huge rubbery tits  and fat asses being tossed into volcanoes or having their heart cut out while a virile warrior in a loincloth weeps copious tears nearby.  How fuckin’ romantic.   

Oh yeah!  You also HAVE to have your last name in the back window written in huge Olde English font.

The Most Ridiculous Car Hoods Of All Time (PHOTOS)
   

Thx, mansonsturtle!

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