Sea monster fossil found in Peru desert – CNN.com

It's Leviathan! Damn, that's BIG ...

That’s no fossil, that’s my wife! *rimshot*

Doesn’t look anything like the whale in my coloring book. 

How come he isn’t wearing a sailor hat cocked over one eye in a jaunty angle?  Huh?

How come he isn’t winking?  Well?

How come he isn’t smiling?  I’m waiting…

Some whale…hmph!

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